I have been freaking out about being sick lately, so I figured these would be cathartic.
Lisa Marie Presley: “I’m a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.”
Unattributed: “Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.”
